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Two years ago you would have thought my life was happy and secure, I was the wife of a Pastor, active in the community, a new grandmother, and the last of our 7 children had just left for college.
That day all changed with a review of our cell phone bill and realizing my beloved husband of 15 years had made over 250 phone calls to our doctor during the past month. The next thing I knew my phone rang and it was her husband telling me he caught them at his home the previous day. Yes, they were having an affair!
After existing in disbelief for several months that this could not be happening to me, I finally left my home and struggled to pull my "new" life together.
Part of that struggle has been figure out how to meet new friends - especially of the male variety. I knew I didn't want to go to bars and attempt to compete with the women who were trolling there for fresh meat, so I did what the next obvious thing was - join a free dating site. I used to believe in fairy tales, but my beliefs are quickly changing!
Date #1 - The "I don't look a thing like my picture" man: This date didn't last 1/2 hour. I was nervous, took 2 hours getting ready and was very excited. After all in his picture he was quite handsome, standing at his home in front of a swimming pool. REALITY: he could not have weighed 120 pounds, had a car with towels on his seats, and could not have been over 5' tall.
Date #2 - The "Toothless Stalker": WARNING! Never tell a guy where you work! After telling him on the phone I wasn't ready to meet him, he showed up at my work without a tooth in his head - saying he had to follow his heart?
Date #3 - The "Flasher": I was sure this guy was my knight in shining armor, talked for a couple of weeks on the phone, hadn't laughed so hard in years. DANGER! DANGER! Women - never allow a man to put you inside a booth and sit on the same side. It is a sure sign he is going to pull his "junk" out from the bottom of his shorts! Your trapped!
Date #4 - The "Drooler": Beware of a man who says he is a wrestling judge at the Olympics, perhaps he can't put two sentences together, jots his tongue out of his mouth and drools from being in one too many matches.
OK, at this point I have decided that perhaps I should take my profile down, but the desperate side of me, the feeling that I will be alone for the rest of my life if I don't succeed at this took over. After all, I'm no spring chicken and should not be so darn picky!
Date #5 - (Well, almost a date) The "Serving my Country" man: Oh, I fell for this one hook, line and sinker - Younger than me, just retired after 28 years of service and only been back in the country for 3 weeks, started a new job and hadn't talked to a woman in 18 months. Oh yeah, thanked him for his years of service and started chatting away about his getting acclimated back into civilian life... did I mention that all the sudden I hear him climaxing on the other end of the phone? I had my first sexual experience since I had been single and didn't even know it!
I now have a choice of the following quality men for my next date: A religious man who thinks I am a rare find, a man who enjoys every sport known to mankind, an absolutely handsome man from another country wanting to marry so he can become US citizen, or a farmer who had a picture of himself taken after slopping the hogs?
Am I giving up online dating? Probably not, afterall it is a way to fill your evening with free entertainment and makes me know absolutely that being alone is not such a bad thing after all.
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