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I know this is a rather tricky question. While it is easy to get "turned on", to be "turned off", though just as easy, may carry a huge dose of embarrassment and failed expectations.
I dated a woman from a social networking site who was gorgeous in her profile pics. While waiting for her, my mind (and libido) was on high gear. When finally she came, after waiting for 30mins beyond the agreed time, I felt like a B-52 crash landing against the hard wall of a granite mountain.
She was fat and squat. To make it worse, in the course of the evening already robbed of any romantic notions, I found out that she had bad breath.
That was a real turn off. And it happened at a point of no return, no chance to abort without being insulting and looking like a big jerk and an asshole.
Things to watch out for:
I may never go to heaven for my womanizing. That's OK because I know that my afterlife will be spent with friends and acquaintances. Together with my own embarrassing episodes, and theirs, I came up with these "turn offs" men find in women:
- Coming late for a date:
Tardiness, in my culture, is more the rule than an exception. I am the exception. I get fidgety when a woman is 15 mins late and go to a panic at 30. Nothing can put me at ease or be romantically motivated beyond that.
Two days ago I left in haste when my date was still nowhere 30 mins after our agreed time. I was already several kilometers away when she texted me of her arrival.
I thought my cell phone was going to get toasted from her barrage of hot and angry messages when I told her I was gone.
- A date is not an a group session:
This is another cultural thing I am stuck with (I hope you are not). Because of some social taboo from the past, a lot of our women are still wary to go out with a man, the first time, without a companion.
I've lost count of the number of times I have to say, "Darling, I am asking you for a dinner date, not to a group session."
- False leads:
Have you ever met a woman, off or online, that can carry a suggestive conversation that puts your libido on overdrive?
Beware. Some of them are just playing around, leading you on. They can be as slippery as an eel at the moment of your highest expectations. They can drive you fuming mad; make you want to pull your hair out in frustration. You should see my thinning hair.
- Charity cases:
They look for love, for a soul mate. They want men who will love them, unconditionally, all their lives. Above all, they want men who can take care of their needs.
They have stars in their eyes, hoping that their Prince Charming with a huge fortune will, someday, come and sweep them off their feet and place them in the castle of their dreams.
Ironically, most of them had loved and lost for reasons they are partly to blame for.
With a bit of sarcasm I tell them, "Happy hunting, honey! Let me know when you have found your saint. But I don't think saints are good in bed."
- Beware of surprises:
Surprise, surprises, surprises. Nobody likes surprise, especially on a first date for coffee, dinner, a movie or whatever.
And they can happen when least expected. Most common are those from social networking sites. Thay may come in the form of being late, of dressing inappropriately, of being too loud, of having expensive tastes, drinking too much or simply bad breath.
The most obnoxious is for her to use grossly touched up profile pictures or plagiarized from gorgeous chicks.
Women are marvelous creatures. They make up the other half of a man's life. Without them, a man is half dead already. How we choose them, however, can make that half a living hell or a taste of heaven on earth.
I have experienced both. I still long for those women I found real comfort and joy to be with - in or out of bed. In the same manner, I squirm with shame or embarrassment with those that gave me the biggest turn off of my life.
I am a retired engineer and I keep my lights burning by writing.
I write about life, happiness, health, relationship and sex taken from my experiences in life.
Come and visit me at http://www.joespulpbits.com and find some answers to questions you cannot get a good grip at.
I also do freelance writing and has ghost written a business school blog
On top of that, I promote GDI (Global Domains International), one of the leading online affiliate programs.
Joseph Dabon
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